Police hoping for illumination on lamp theft
($2,000 for a lamp?!)
How about "Homeowners hopes for safe lamp return dimmed"?
OK, we'll stop.
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3 comments:
Interesting... the ER said it was worth $8000. Either way, I think it's a waste of ink to print that story at all, what with all the real crimes and burglaries that happen around here.
Or, how about..."Blogger offers alternate headline pun with lamp post"
Ok, Uncle...
Imagine us gathered around the screen, muttering amongst ourselves: "Lamp... post... blogger... post... lamp..." when suddenly a collective "Ohhhhhhhhhh..." arises.
That pun hurts – and we mean that in the best possible way.
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