The fat one likes us!

(Thanks to Heraldo for the link.)

"Thank you, blogdom, for supplying us news dungeon dwellers with another blogger to while away the hours.
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I encourage full participation in the dialogue there, as this person has taken a good stand in my mind: anonymous comments are not allowed. So all of you who want to opine about Nick Bravo will have to name yourselves and will therefore forever be defined by your fetish.

Said blogger is funny, smart, and irreverent."

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"therefore forever be defined by your fetish" – Mmmmmm, James, we love it when you talk like that.

Now say something in Russian.